A Gallery of Deadly Edible Art

Gorge your eyes on these masterpieces of the neo-post-heartburn intestinal style.
 
7th Annual Spam Sculpture Contest
Was there ever a food better suited to be both muse and medium?
http://www.planetshwoop.com/spam/intro.html
 
700 pounds of Mt. Rushmore cheese art
In an alternate universe, i am a professional cheesecarver who lives in Little Chute, Wis.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19527710/
 
Mummy Meatloaf
I think that all meaty kiddie meals should take the form of the undead.
http://www.familycorner.com/family/kids/recipes/mummy-meatloaf.shtml
 
Ultra Pork Pig
My canvas? The other white meat.
http://www.saasta.fi/saasta/?attachment_id=2610
 
The King
An image of the pre-bloated version of the golden-suited one rendered in butter.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/08/butter-sculptures-state-fairs-shawn-johnso...
 
And i cannot remember where in the hell i found the image of the sexy meat car, but i wish i could drive it on a hot, hot road until it was all charred on the outside and steamy rare on the inside and then i'd eat it with my fingers and get all greasy. That, my friends, is what art means to me.

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Can we pretty please with Coke on top go to the Texas State Fair?

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Deep fried Coke!
 
This type of pure American genius is why you don't mess with Texas. Ever.
 
Coke flavored batter, grease fried of course, then sprinkled with cinnamon and smothered in Coke syrup, with a mighty dairy dollop of whipped cream and a cherry on the top.
 
Seriously, does anyone have frequent flier miles they can spare me?
 
The 2009 Texas State Fair runs from Sept 25th thru Oct 18th and this year's theme is "All aboard for food and fun!" (And, yes, the exclamation point is mandatory.) How can you not get with that? For the URL alone, this pilgrimage is worth its weight in bad cholesterol: www.BigTex.com
 
photo courtesy of the talented tastebuds making it happen over at www.supersizedmeals.com