The simple genius of this innocent looking little nugget of artery death is sublime. Recipe courtesy of the fine folk of culinarydisaster.com.
 
Since I'm a greedy cheesehead, I'd prefer this smothered in a thick sharp cheddar cheese sauce. But then again, I have my own diamond-tipped Rotoblator at home that I can slip into my femoral artery any old time to chisel out my arterial cheese chunks.
 
If you're a serious cheese swiller, like me, you should start snaking your own coronary arteries too, or you just might end up with a first class ticket on the endarterectomy train.