This one needs no write-up other than the product information next to it:

Reminiscent of a hearty Saturday morning breakfast around the table, this sweet, savory coffee delights the senses with the smell and taste of home! Maple Bacon Morning has a base that's full-bodied and complex, and it's a delicious way to rise when the rooster crows!

The only thing that is more disturbing than this bag of abomination is the 230+ positive reviews on the site.
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